i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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