Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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