Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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