i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I love having hate sex.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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