This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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