It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
is wine microwaveable?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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