I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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