I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
