i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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