But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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