is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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