I need help removing her.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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