She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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