This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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