We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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