Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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