Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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