Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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