Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Enjoy the penises
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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