this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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