ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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