sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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