Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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