Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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