I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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