You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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