Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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