Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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