Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
