I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I enjoy the company of your penis
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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