Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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