Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
porn star boner night. come get it.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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