i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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