Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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