they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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