Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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