my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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