Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize