There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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