But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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