dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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