he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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