we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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