This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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