I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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