I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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