he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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