it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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