I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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