im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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