Non-Jews are for practice
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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