508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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