Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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