this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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