barbara walters just said penis...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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