Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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