FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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