Christians are straight up FREAKS
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
